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Your Daily FoodScope for September 16, 2021

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Everything will go wrong. The coffee will be weak, the bagels rock hard and the yogurt will curdle before your eyes. It might be best to call in sick and go back to bed. Tell the boss you’re just not feeling the love today. That’ll work.


Dark emotions could ruin your day if you allow it. So let some light through those clouds by thinking happy thoughts. Project ahead to dinner when a beef stew that’s been slow cooking for eight hours will make you immensely happy, especially if you follow it with homemade peanut butter cookies.


Hypertension is something that affects the health of millions of people. Fortunately, there are yummy ways to regulate and even lower high blood pressure. A diet rich in potassium is proven to fight hypertension, so make a habit of eating plenty of bananas, cantaloupe, spinach and zucchini.


You’ll feel yourself drawn to the briny deep today. So, of course, seafood should be on tonight’s dinner menu. Homemade crab cakes and Manhattan clam chowder will put you in touch with your liquid roots, but eating them while taking a bath could be taking things too far.


Paranoia will hold you in its suspicious grip today. But you may be disappointed when you realize that people are not talking about you behind your back or watching your every move. So it should be okay to put your homemade sausage calzone in the refrigerator where it belongs. No one’s going to eat it when you’re not looking.

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You’ll listen to the advice of friends today, but that doesn’t mean you’ll heed them. So you’ll pooh-pooh them when they tell you that a breakfast of eggs Benedict and home fries is intensely fattening, even with fruit on the side. They’ll just laugh and say they told you so in a few weeks when you complain that your pants no longer fit.


You might feel a little selfish today. Sometimes that can be a good thing, even if others tend to disagree. So make a show of enjoying the Greek tofu, kalamata olives and feta cheese salad you made yourself for lunch. Your family can ogle all they want, but if they want one bad enough they can make it themselves.


You’re radiating power today as people bow to your every whim. So put this situation to its best advantage by cajoling coworkers to buy you lunch. Enjoy that Dungeness crab cake sandwich today, for tomorrow will be a whole different story.


Your dreams may have an impact on your waking life today. In them you may be an unstoppable eating machine and you continue to balloon until you’re issued your own zip code. So it could be tuna salad for lunch and grilled chicken and brown rice for dinner as you try to separate reality from fiction, and vice versa.


Make a list of all of the things you have to attend to today, and then go for it! But make sure you load up on energy-rich food before you start. An egg white and spinach omelet, wheat bagels and a glass of OJ will pump you up and give you clarity of thought to remember everything you need to do today.


You’ll have an urge to be socially useful today. So take any old clothing you’re not wearing and sell it to a second-hand store so others can wear it. Then take that money and buy a homeless person a turkey hoagie, bagels and a jug of fresh water. Mission accomplished!


You’ll feel wishy-washy today, not knowing which way to turn. So it may be best to take a few minutes to organize your thoughts. A cup of hot tea may help with that process. But you won’t know whether to choose between chamomile, peppermint or green tea, so you’ll just drink hot water instead.

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