Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
You’ll get more of what you want by being nice to people today. So do the opposite if you’re tempted to reply to a coworker’s question with a sarcastic answer. Being friendly will work at lunch, too, when the waitress will place your pasta primavera in front of you rather than drop it on your head.
Getting moody when you don’t get what you want today will make you seem petty and childish. So don’t hold your breath until you turn blue when you learn that the diner no longer offers your beloved tuna melt. Put on a composed, mature face and calmly order the hot open-faced roast beef sandwich instead.
Fortify your health by fortifying your body with natural antioxidants today. And where better than from your favorite foods? Blueberries, black cherries, plums and Granny Smith apples are all in the mighty top 20 of healthy foods. Mix ’em all up in a blender with milk and yogurt and you’ve got breakfast!
You may not know which way to run today as indecision paralyzes you. Up, down, left, right, New England, Manhattan, Cantonese, Mandarin, rare, well done, chocolate, vanilla. And that’s just lunch. Just wait until dinnertime rolls around.
The intensity of the day will get to you if you don’t keep yourself mentally and physically fortified. It could help if you keep a smile on your face at all times, even if it’s fake. Sipping on a soothing cup of ginger tea could make that smile real.
Don’t waste time striving for unrealistic goals today. You’ll only be setting yourself up for possible failure, and that’s never good. Keep your visions simple instead, and trying your hand at a simple chicken noodle soup will yield better results than complicated seafood chowder.
Changes to the office environment may have you feeling anxious today. But they’re not going away, so it would be best to get used to them. Soothe yourself with Almond Joy bars, Fritos and pretzels from the vending machine. Don’t worry; these new changes will become old hat before you know it.
The only exit out of the office takes you right past the kitchen. But don’t waste money on a Mars Bar from the vending machine for the commute home; you’ve got bigger fish to fry. No one will be around, so see if you can snag someone’s leftover meatball grinder out of the fridge. It’s after five; doesn’t that make it fair game?
You may want to be alone today, but you know that that may be impossible in an office environment. So do what you can to keep people away from you. Putting out a platter of Limburger cheese and crackers should keep ’em away. If that doesn’t, then the big bowl of stinky shrimp snacks will.
You’ll learn the hard way how unimportant you are when you ask the maitre’d at a crowded downtown restaurant tonight, ‘Do you know who I am?’ and he replies, ‘As a matter of fact, I do not. Should I?’ Oh, you’ll eventually get a table, but you won’t be able to enjoy the rack of lamb through the overpowering taste of crow.
You may feel like your soul is stripped bare today, like you’re emotionally exposed. So make today a series of soothing treats to get you through what could be an unpleasant day. Chamomile tea and slivers of dark chocolate should get you through until lunch, and then a mushroom burger with fries will be absolutely perfect!
Romance could be in your cards if you play them right. A home-cooked dinner date could seal the deal if with a new special somebody. Candles? Check. Music? Check. But if you really want to set a mood then serve oyster stew and oyster croquettes, you smoothie.