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Your Daily FoodScope for February 20, 2022

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Your blood sugar levels might plummet early today, and then you’re temporarily toast. Unfortunately, just a slice of that, a cup of yogurt with nuts and a banana could have prevented you from crashing like the Hindenburg. Let that be a lesson to you about the value of eating breakfast.


Try to be tolerant of flamboyant people today, even if they work your last nerve. It may be best to avoid dining places that skew towards the theatrical, like Mediterranean belly dancers, strolling mariachi bands, roving Italian crooners or dinner theaters. Eating beef and cheese casserole at home can be a more traditional respite.


Today’s as good a time as any to eat some jellybeans. Get a tureen and fill it to the brim so passersby can join in the fun. You may become mesmerized by all the colors, and wish the people of the world could get along a bowl of jellybeans.


Think of the future before diving into that hot fudge sundae or mountain of cheesy nachos. You may regret such impulsive behavior come summer when you’re shopping for a muumuu instead of something sexy for the beach. Step away slowly and proceed to the nearest salad bar. Your future thanks you.


You brag to friends how you intend on living it up like a movie star tonight. But in actuality, you go home and lock the door behind you. Meatloaf and mashers replace a trendy four-star restaurant, and the only celebrities you see are on ‘Entertainment Tonight.’

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Dealing successfully with people today takes great flexibility, but finding a middle ground could be tough. You want to be like Japanese Udon noodles, firm and tough, yet yielding and supple. Otherwise, you’re more like overcooked vermicelli: limp, soggy and bland.


People come to you looking for answers to their problems, but quite frankly, you can’t be bothered. Still, you can’t be rude — so accommodate them gladly, but only before or after lunch. Your hunger for a meatball sub with extra provolone cheese is much bigger than their problems.


The boss may have eaten you up and spit you out today, but relief’s name is Rosemary. Buy a fresh sprig or five on the way home — you need a lot. Use a good portion of it for a delicious baked rosemary encrusted chicken dish, and afterwards throw the rest in with your bath water for a refreshing soak. Lay back and feel the day melt away.


A painful canker sore may make your mouth feel like it’s on fire. This is one time when it may be advisable to cut fruit from your diet, as citrus intensifies the pain. Mouth sores can be the result of a deficiency of Vitamin B12, iron and folate acid, and a diet high of lean beef, poultry, green leafy veggies and almonds could extinguish that fire.


You already know about the powerful benefits of eating flaxseed, from preventing certain types of cancers to protecting your colon. Now we know it can also help you lose weight. A mash of water and flaxseed can be used as a substitute for butter in baking; chocolate chip cookies come out with a soft, chewy texture and a nutty flavor.


Upsetting power struggles may break out today between you and your honey. You say chocolate, they say vanilla, they say almonds and you say walnuts, you say sprinkles, while they say jimmies. A visit to the ice cream parlor could settle your differences, and you can each see the validity in the other’s claims.


Slow down long enough today to do something healthy for yourself. Exercise, yoga or meditation will do you worlds of good, but a nutritious lunch is even better. A big green salad with grilled chicken, kidney beans and seeds is a great way to be healthy that doesn’t involve a lot of sweating.

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